This is a tale of how sometimes things go wrong when you're making a semi-easy meal, due to fatigue and hunger pangs, that still, for the most part, produces delicious results.
After a lovely softball game, which ended in a not so lovely loss, a lovely run with this lovely
app, with a lovely friend, I was starving. Straight up, I could have eaten my arm. My friend and I stepped out of the car coming back from our run and smelled pizza. Instead of ordering take out, which would have come in like 10 minutes, we decided to make our own...at 9:30pm. This was a dumb, but delicious idea.
Here are the key players for this killer crust recipe - courtesy of and adapted from
The Faux Martha and given to me by my awesome friend,
Jackie!
Sea Salt
Parm - shredded or this powdery stuff works just fine too
Olive Oil
All-Purpose Flour
Whole Wheat Flour - provides awesome texture - could use allll all-purpose, but I would call you boring
Fast/Quick/etc Rise Yeast
Sugar
Water 110-115 degrees pretty much that temp out of the hot water tap
Oh and for good measure, why don't you preheat the oven to 450 now, I always forget that...
Add the flours, salt, and parm together. I used a food processor. We only use it for THIS recipe and an occasional salsa - great, ridiculous purchase. We are justifying it by saying we'll make baby food someday...someday. So pulse this all together. I'm SURE you can use a bowl and incorporate it or a blender or whatever else you have handy, but we use the mega food processor that sits dormant until we want pizza.
Yeast. Living little organisms = scary, I have no clue how to use those. Panic. Also, I think I've made it PRETTY clear that baking is not natural to me, but when I got this recipe, man, I was blown away by how easy it was and really yeast isn't so scary (unless you think of it as little creatures that make your bread yummy) or, even, time consuming! It can be quick and make delicious little pizza crusts. So...go ahead, yeast, make my day! I'm gonna let you activate via some sugar, olive oil, and 110-115 degree water. Take that for like 5 minutes! See, I'm scary back.

After the yeast is activated, the flours and whatnots pulsed, combine it all together in a big bowl and use your hands to bring it all together. Then knead it until it's one lump. Flour a surface and start rollin' it out. You can cut this into 4 sections of crust to make 4 little pizzas, but I've been cutting some off for bread sticks and then rolling the rest into one large pizza. I think it works, I eat it all every time!
Once I got the dough nice and flattened out and ready to bake, I realized I had not started the pizza sauce, of which I didn't possess a nice can that we could use, so I threw together some stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, some water, some olive oil, a bit of sherry cooking wine, lots of garlic powder, salt, pepper, and some basil and simmered it to a sauce-like consistency (I'm sooo official). At this time, I was also burning those aforementioned bread sticks...toooo many things going on, toooo little organization, tooo much fatigue and HUNGER.
I chopped up all my faves for pizza - mushrooms, broccoli (seriously try it, it'll change your life), basil, and tomatoes. I got some pesto, balsamic, feta, and pepperoni ready, too. Oh, and mozz, lots of mozz.
I FINALLY got all the components ready and constructed the pizza. Popped it in the oven. Took a pic. And let it cook for, well...I forgot to set the timer (geesh), so I just kept watch for about 12-15 minutes at 450 degrees.
And ya know what??? It turned out...AMAZINGLY. Where have you been all my life, homemade pizza?? For all the trials and struggles that it was put through from my lack of planning and strategy, this little (or big) guy was a survivor - until Katelyn and I devoured it. Piece by piece. Over some really fantastic bouts of laughter. To the dismay of my sleeping husband.
And in case you thought I mentioned every mistake I made in this process. This next picture just goes above and beyond all the other mistakes. Sometimes, even with the best of intentions, your bread sticks can come out lookin like a caveman and burnt to a crisp when you're not watching the oven and you're too busy chatting/cooking/chopping.....yikes. that is crispy...
| Love, Food.
Late Night Pizza Recipe:
Step by step, ingredient for ingredient use the
No-Rise Pizza Crust from The Faux Martha
Sauce:
1 can tomato paste
1 can stewed tomatoes (could use diced, but you'll need to add more seasoning)
3/4 cups water
1 tbsp Olive Oil
2 tsp of Sherry Cooking Wine (optional-just adds a bit of depth)
garlic powder, salt, and pepper to taste (i like a lot of garlic powder)
1 tbsp basil (dried or fresh)
Combine all sauce ingredients into a pan and simmer together for about 10 minutes until it's sauce like and less watery. Ha. Sorry that was terribly nondescript.
Toppings:
Go crazy! Whatever you want, whatever you like on your pizza, cuz you made it from scratch.
My faves right now:
Balsamic
Pesto
Tomatoes
Feta
Mushrooms
Broccoli
Spinach
Olives
I love veggies. I really could do pizza without meat all the time and no I'm DEFINITELY not a vegetarian.
Bake for 15ish minutes (keep an eye on it) at 450 degrees.
Eat.